It's A Mystery! (And A Boy!)

Ultrasounds of last week confirmed one boy and one – something.  Apparently Twin A (who we all know is a troublemaker anyway) refused to co-operate and kept its back to the ultrasound device throughout the entire 2 hours of the appointment.  Twin B (now officially Johnny Depp) proved itself to be a boy… though I’ve looked at the ultrasounds and can’t see a penis anywhere.  Of course, at this point I don't see any way to confirm that Johnny Depp is actually human at all.  Humanoid, possibly, based on the image below, but you will note that he appears to have a pair of wings, like a pegasus:

Additional concerns regarding species arise from the second image, which clearly illustrates that Johnny Depp is a Seuss-inspired bird/turtle combination.  Consider images below:

(Lovely plumage).

Perhaps it's a changeling, and able to take on any form it chooses?  I guess we'll see with next round of pics.

Incidentally, these images made me considerably less squeamish than the last.  I certainly couldn't say squeam-free, but better.